Have you seen my stapler?

meet my officemate, to keep his anonymity we shall call him 'milton'. some days i think he has narcolepsy.

seriously. how does he not wake himself up with the amount of (for the lack of a better term) head bobbing going on. one time, i could see the above video happening through my peripheral vision.. when i suddenly heard a click of his mouse. i figured he had finally woke himself up. but no, he was clicking his mouse in his sleep. he has perfected office sleep. as office bff put it, z0mg h3 i5 t3h ub3r.